you know how those automated voices on phones, and language learning programs can make anything sound funny? well have you ever wondered what really inappropriate words sound like when uttered by a computerized mouth?
mama got me started on this, i was bored, sitting in my apartment and talking to her on the phone when we got to wondering what the french word for Vagina is, don't ask me how. this then led to me googleing it for lack of anything better to do... it's "Vagin" if you want to know, pronounced "Vaa-shzin." after i got off the phone i noticed a little speaker phone button next to the word.. i meant to click the french one to figure out how to say it, but i accidentally clicked the English instead... there, in the dead silence of my apartment, there rang out a solitary computerized woman's voice, "VAGINA!" i about jumped out of my seat and then died laughing... at this point you are thinking.. i can't believe i'm reading this, who would do this? you would. you know, in all honesty that you would have clicked that button voluntarily just to hear what it sounded like. it's only natural... and you still have an opportunity to go with that instinct. here i've posted the link to the vagina translation... scroll down, and find the speakerphone icon next to the English word.... CLICK IT. you know you want to... and it is so worth it.
you will always regret this if you don't click the button.... let go of your dignity and give it a try!
http://en.bab.la/dictionary/english-french/vagina.html
and please, let me know if you actually followed through with this important decision by commenting on this post.
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